Tales to Astonish has stumbled on some truly bizarro fanfic:
Does anyone else find Back to the Future fan fiction strange?
Would you find it stranger if all of the characters were vampires?
I would, but then again I write Matlock/Star Trek fanfic in my spare
time, where they’re all towering robots from a dark cybertronic
dimension. Who am I to judge someone for having strange passions?
I couldn’t resist something as unbelievably inane as "BACK TO THE FUTURE vampire fanfic"…so I had to take a look:
I’m Flaming Trails, the web-mistress.
You’ve probably guessed from the title of this web page that this isn’t your standard BTTF fan fiction fare. It isn’t.
I don’t generally write the more "normal" fan fiction. My areas of
expertise are vampire versions of Doc Brown; worlds that don’t contain
Clara, Jules, or Verne; intense angst; and humor stories that would
make poor Doc wake up screaming.
Me, I’m Flaming Entrails, and my area of expertise is writing "Desperate Housewives Time Travel Lesbian Porn" that would make poor Eva Langoria wake up screaming.
(Thanks to Andy for the heads-up!)
8 thoughts on “Back to the Future Vampire Fanfic”
Yeah, but you have to admit: “Desperate Housewives Time Travel Lesbian Porn” practically writes itself.
Thanks for the hat-tip.
Some people use their spare time for evil instead of good.
Hey, great marketing is all about finding a new and unexploited niche!
I thought about writing vampire fanfic for L.A. Law, but realized it probably wasn’t much of a stretch.
Does this mean there is Republican Fund Raiser fanfic for ANGEL?
Curiously (or perhaps not) there’s a vampire sub-genre of fanfic for virtually every show that’s ever been ficced.
No, I don’t know why. Probably because I don’t care that much.
Well that’s fine for them, but what am I supposed to do with my Petticoat Junction fanfic where all of the characters are chupacabras?
Sell it to the Sci-Fi Channel.