Hot, naked breasts, swollen and aching to be touched by your lips.
That's just one of the delights that the Assistance League of Ventura County is offering at their 15th Annual Authors Luncheon.
We're talking chicken breasts, of course, which will be among the luncheon items offered at the event, which is being held at the Marriott Residence Inn at Oxnard River Ridge on Mon., Feb. 8.
I'll be speaking along with authors Lisa See, Zippora Karz and Diane Worthington. Borders will be selling all of our books at the event. Registration starts at 9:15 a.m., with the program beginning at 10 a.m. Lunch will be served, and a no-host bar will be available. The cost is $50, of which $29 is tax-deductible. Reservations are due by Sat., Jan. 30.
Proceeds from the fundraiser will be used to fund scholarships for five Ventura County college students.
The Assistance League, one of the county’s oldest philanthropic organizations, has been serving the children of Ventura County for 56 years.
Call (805) 643-2458 for more information.