I make the mistake of joking about Partridge Family slash fanfic and what happens? My brother Tod finds this:
"Greg. Greg Brady." Greg proffered his hand to be shaken and Keith [Partridge] held onto it a little too long.
"You’re touring with us, right?"
"Uh huh." Greg licked his lips and wondered why his pants suddenly felt so tight.
"We should be getting ready."
"Yeah." Greg shook himself out of his reverie and said, "You have nice hair."
"Thanks. So do you."
"Maybe we could–" Greg started tentatively.
Keith smiled slowly. "I know a place."
"We could get caught. I mean–" Greg’s cheeks flamed bright red and he ducked his head to avoid Keith’s probable scrutiny.
"Not if we hurry. Come on."
Keith knew where all the dark places to hide were. He had to. He had an
overprotective mother and more siblings than he could count.