HelenKay Dimon reports that Harlequin is releasing a line of NASCAR-themed romance novels in February for women who get hot thinking about race car drivers.
The introductory titles are by Gina Wilkins, Nancy Warren, Debra Webb
and Roxanne St. Clair. The series will consist of four titles every
three months (release dates in February, May, August and November). For
the mathematically challenged – and you know who you are – that’s
sixteen NASCAR titles a year. As I’ve said before, those are likely
sixteen titles per year I won’t read.
Just imagine all the inventive racing metaphors for sex we’re going to see…and clever uses of the words "stick shift."
Forget NASCAR. I’m waiting for Harlequin to launch the Home & Garden Channel line of romances, where women fall madly in love with hunky guys who never tire of visiting open houses and remodeling homes. My wife will be first in line to buy them.