My Very Short Email Exchange with Fake Taylor Jenkins-Reid

Here’s my very short email exchange with Fake Taylor Jenkins-Reid (reidtaylorjenkins@gmail.com)

FAKE TAYLOR: I hope you are doing well. I’m Taylor Jenkins Reid, and I’m an author passionate about crafting emotionally driven historical fiction. My novels have been fortunate to appear on The New York Times bestseller list and to be featured in various book clubs and publications. One of my most recognised works is Atmosphere, which you can find here: XX. You can also visit my full Amazon Author Page here: XX . What I love most about writing, beyond the stories themselves, is connecting with fellow authors and learning about the creative journeys that shape their work. I’d be delighted to hear more about your writing and the stories you bring to life. Please feel free to share a link to your book, website, Goodreads, or Amazon page; I’d love to take a look. Though writing can sometimes feel like a solitary pursuit, I believe that connecting with other storytellers makes the experience far more meaningful. I look forward to learning more about your work and perhaps finding mutual inspiration along the way. Warm regards, Taylor Jenkins Reid

ME: Taylor, I told you before, my wife often reads my emails… and she’s not going to be fooled by this. At least this time you didn’t attach photos! When you made that pass at me at Hal’s party, I thought it was because you were drunk. I didn’t realize how serious you were. You are a very attractive, talented woman… but I am a happily married man. We have a great time together at conferences and book festivals, but it can’t go beyond friendship and mutual respect. I hope you will understand. 

12 Hours go by

ME: Hello? I need to know you understand. This has to stop.

It did!