Lee Goldberg

Lee Goldberg is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of more than sixty novels, including the Eve Ronin series, the Ian Ludlow series, the Sharpe & Walker series, and five books (and two novellas) in the Fox and O’Hare series, which he co-authored with Janet Evanovich. He also co-created the Hallmark movie series "Mystery 101" and has written and/or produced many TV shows, including "You’re Killing Me,""Diagnosis Murder," "SeaQuest," and "Monk." As an international television consultant, he has advised networks and studios in Canada, France, Germany, Spain, China, Sweden, and the Netherlands on the creation, writing, and production of episodic series. For more information, visit www.leegoldberg.com.

My Conversation with Fake Mark Haddon

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My conversation with Fake Mark Haddon <haddonmark485@gmail.com

FAKE MARK: Hi, I’ve always admired how your stories cut straight to the heart of what makes us human. I’d love to hear what you’re working on now and what keeps you inspired in the writing process. Always good when writers can share a little light with each other. Warm regards, Mark

ME: I’ve got some darkness to share with you, though. That “marketing genius” you recommended to me ran off with $10,000 of my money…and didn’t do anything. 

FM: Wow, Mark, I’m really sorry to hear that. Just to clarify, are you saying someone I recommended took your money and disappeared? I definitely want to understand, because that’s serious and not something I’d ever want connected to me or passed along to others.

ME: I’m not Mark, you are. And yes, the agent you recommended to me said he could raise my marketing profile with all sorts of publicity, key-word adjustments, etc…using Apex Retail Positioning System, AuthorConnect Engagement Engine for email marketing, and DeepField M.R.A. Insights Lab for market research, among other things, and just disappeared with my cash. What was your experience with him? Because you told me he could take me to the next level like he did for you.

FM: All the best with your writing endeavors. 

ME: You’re blowing me off… after recommending an agent to me who stole my money?

FM: Hey, I’m really sorry this happened to you, but I need to be completely honest, there are a lot of scammers out there pretending to be me or using my name on Facebook. I’m not active on Facebook at all, so whoever contacted you wasn’t me and definitely wasn’t someone I recommended. The only places I’m active are my email and Instagram. I actually work with just one personal marketer, someone who’s been helping me for a long time. I’ve spent around $5000 total with them, and the results have been solid and genuine, nothing like the fake promises these scammers make. If you don’t mind, I can connect you with my real personal marketer. They’ve been honest, reliable, and really effective for me. Again, I hate that you went through this, and I hope you’re able to recover what you lost. I’m here if you need anything else.

ME: How do I know you are really Mark Haddon and not another fraud? Prove it to me. Venmo me $2500. If all goes well with the guy you’re vouching for, I’ll send it back. There’s no risk to you if you trust him and he’s as good as you say he is.

<crickets>

My Conversation with Fake David Baldacci

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My conversation with Fake David Baldacci <baldaccidavid1@gmail.com> was a lot of fun.

FAKE DAVID: Hi, I recently came across your work, and I was really struck by the honesty in your storytelling and the way you blend personal experience with universal truth. As a fellow author, I deeply appreciate writing that challenges and moves readers the way yours does. I just wanted to reach out to say how much I admired your work. It’s inspiring to see writing that’s both fearless and artful. Warm regards David

ME: I haven’t heard from you since our lunch at Thrillerfest. Amazing steaks! How did it go with Dr. Auerbach? Frankly, I’d never heard of a testicle transplant before, but I hope it was a success.

FD: Hi Lee, You did have the right author. I’ve just been buried in deadlines and deliverables lately, which is why you hadn’t heard back from me. Total operational bottleneck on my end. And yes, Thrillerfest was a whole experience. Those steaks were absolutely mission critical, and Dr. Auerbach’s conversation was… unforgettable. Let’s just say it added unexpected texture to the day. Good to reconnect. Hope everything on your end is still firing on all cylinders.

ME: How are you feeling? Was the operation a success? You don’t seem to have slowed down at all. Oh, and how is Carol?

FD: Hi Lee, You really know how to drop a follow-up, I’ll give you that. I’m actually recovering pretty well on my end. Slow progress, but the trajectory is solid and the team is optimistic. It definitely forced me to downshift for a bit, but I’m easing back into the workflow. I’m glad to hear you’re recovering from your operation too. Sounds like we’re both navigating our own upgrade cycles. And Carol’s doing well, holding the fort and keeping everything aligned while I get back up to full capacity. Always good hearing from you. What’s the latest project keeping you busy these days?

ME: Engaging with Nigerian scammers pretending to be famous authors.

<crickets>

I was tempted to respond with “Carol is dead, how is she holding the fort?” but I couldn’t resist answering the question.

My Conversation with Second Fake Donna Tartt

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My Conversation with 2nd Fake Donna Tartt <tarttdonna897@gmail.com>
FAKE DONNA: Hello, I hope this message finds you well. I recently came across your Facebook page and noticed your email, which inspired me to reach out. As a fellow author, I felt an immediate sense of connection. I truly enjoy building relationships with other writers to share experiences, exchange insights, and inspire one another along the creative journey. It would be wonderful to connect and hear more about your work. Looking forward to your reply. Warm regards, Donna
ME: If you read my Facebook page, you must have missed this: <link to my other Fake Donna Tartt conversation>
FAKE DONNA: Am really talking about business like I’m a fellow author like you
 
ME: You’re a brain-dead Nigerian scammer with an AI account.
 
FAKE DONNA: Sorry I’m actually in Nigeria for a story I need for completing my book so actually am in Nigeria but not a Nigerian
 
ME: LOL. I can’t believe anybody still falls for this idiotic scam. Get a real job that matches your talent, like cleaning toilets.
 
FAKE DONNA: Tell your family to go and clean toilet or die by car you bloody full dumbstick
 
ME: Finally, you drop the charade. It usually doesn’t happen until I insult you people. I am not the one committing a crime, pretending to be a famous person in order to swindle people out of money. You are. You should be ashamed of yourself, but you have no shame. I can’t imagine what it’s like to go through life without a conscience. I pity you.
 
FAKE DONNA: No that’s not actually what I meant I mean I’m actually from Australia but I’m actually in Nigeria for a purpose
 
ME: Do you really think, after all this, that I am so incredibly stupid, that I’d believe you are Donna, and that you can talk me into sending money to your fake charity, fake agent, or fake book marketing person? Are you on crack?
<crickets>
I got a note yesterday from Fake David Baldacci. That conversation could be fun…if “he” responds to my reply.

My Conversations with the Third Fake Barbara Kingsolver and the Third Fake Suzanne Collins

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Here is my conversation with the third (or is it the fourth?) Fake Barbara Kingsolver (barbarakingsolver205@gmail.com), yet another Nigerian scammer.

FB: Hi I’m Barbara Kingsolver. Most days you’ll find me chasing down the ideas that rise up from the natural world and the quiet corners of human resilience stories about the ties that bind us, the land that shapes us, and the choices we make when compassion is tested. Some narratives arrive gently, like seeds on the wind; others take root slowly, insisting on patience before they bloom. Writing can feel like a solitary harvest, but it’s also how I understand our shared place in the world. I’d love to hear about your own journey what compels you to write, what sustains you when the work gets difficult, and how you nurture that spark of imagination. There’s so much we can learn from exchanging those truths. Best Barbara

ME: Barbara, It’s been so long! How is Frank?

FB: Hi Lee, It sounds like there’s been a mixup, and I’m sorry for that. I’m not actually Barbara Kingsolver, nor do I know Frank. My message was written in a style inspired by heran attempt to speak about writing with the kind of attentiveness she brings to the natural world and the human heart. I can see how that could have been confusing, and I should have made that clearer from the start. What I hoped for was simply a conversation between writer about what shapes our stories, what keeps us going, and how we navigate the work. If you’re still open to that, I’d honestly enjoy hearing about what you’re working on these days and what’s been inspiring you. Warm regards, Lee Gold

ME: Let me get this straight. You call yourself Barbara Kingsolver, and you have a Barbara Kingsolver gmail address, but you are just pretending to be her to write in her style… and now you’re signing your message as “Lee Gold,” an abbreviated version of my name? Are you now going to pretend to be me to ask me about my “writing journey?”

FB: Hi Lee, Thank you for your message and you’re absolutely right to call out the confusion. I want to clarify this properly. I shouldn’t have written in the first person voice of Barbara Kingsolver. My intention was to use a stylistic exercise to talk about writing, but I see now how it read like I was claiming to be her. That was my mistake, and I take responsibility for the confusion it caused. To be clear: I am not Barbara Kingsolver, and I’m not pretending to be you either. I’m just myself a fellow writer who reached out poorly and ended up creating a very misleading impression. I understand why that would frustrate you. I’m sorry for the miscommunication. If you’re willing to reset, I’d be glad to introduce myself properly and continue the conversation as two authors talking about craft. If not, I completely understand. Best,

ME: This is more than just “writing in her voice.” You began your first email to me by saying “I’m Barbara Kingsolver.” You used an email address with her name. You signed it Barbara. And you used her picture as your profile photo. You still are now. In other words, you were pretending to be her. If you want to “reset,” tell me who you really are, what you’ve written, and why you are obviously using AI-written messages to reach out to authors you don’t know while pretending to be someone else.

I’m surprised the Nigerians didn’t walk away after “How is Frank?”

And here is my short conversation with the third Fake Suzanne Collins <suzannecollins113@gmail.com>

FS: Hi, I’m Suzanne Collins. Most of my days are spent shaping ideas that refuse to stay quiet stories about struggle, survival, and the choices we make when everything’s on the line. Some tales arrive fully formed, others take time to fight their way to the surface. Writing can feel solitary, but it’s also how I connect, how I make sense of the world around us. I’d love to hear about your own path what drives you, what keeps you creating when things get tough, and how you keep your imagination alive. There’s a lot we can learn from sharing those moments. Best, Suzanne
 
ME: The UK is offering 3,000 GBP a month to Nigerians willing to testify about their involvement in scam operations that target authors in western countries. Simply go to the British Embassy in Abuja, Plot 1137, Diplomatic Drive, Central Business District, and ask for Matt Helm. Tell him that Lewis Erskine sent you…and use this code phrase: “A good book is like a hard-boiled egg.” You won’t be sorry.
FS: Ok.
I hope I hear back!

Murder By Design

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My new novel MURDER BY DESIGN is now available for pre-order! It will be out in May 2026 and is a whodunit that I’ve been thinking about for years. Here’s the story:

In a world carefully constructed for murder, solving crimes takes a keen mind and eye in a witty, clever, and fresh reinvention of the whodunit by #1 New York Times bestselling author Lee Goldberg.

Edison Bixby is wealthy, handsome, and, due to a traumatic brain injury, impulsively rude. He’s also a brilliant insurance investigator who solves baffling crimes by figuring out how the design of the man-made world around us makes them possible. Enter Wally Nash: a struggling actor hired to keep Bixby from offending everyone he meets.

Their first case together looks like a simple accident. Caroline Crowley took a nasty fall down a staircase at a shopping mall in front of dozens of witnesses. Video clearly shows the deadly misstep. But Bixby is certain she was murdered by design, subtly manipulated into causing her own demise. The mall itself made the crime intentional, if not inevitable.

Now Bixby must prove his outrageous theory before a very cunning killer gets others on his hit list to murder themselves, too.

It’s been years since I wrote my 16 MONK novels…or anything in first-person…and I was eager to get back to that genre (if not back to Adrian Monk). But first I had to come up with a fresh take on the Columbo/Monk/Sherlock Holmes paradigm that would look at murders from an entirely new perspective. Once I came up with it, and a character to go along with it, I spent a loooonnnggg time doing research, while also writing new Eve Ronin and Sharpe & Walker novels along the way. I hope you all enjoy MURDER BY DESIGN so I can spend more time with Edison Bixby and Wally Nash…

My Conversation with Fake Donna Tartt

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You’d think the scammers would learn by now not to email me with the “Famous Author Wants to Learn About Your Creative Journey” ploy. But no, they keep coming. Here is my email exchange with Fake Donna Tartt <donnatartt2@gmail.com>. I decided to take a new approach this time.

FAKE DONNA: Hi. I hope this email finds you well. My name is Donna, and I recently came across your work. As a fellow author, I felt inspired to reach out and connect. I truly enjoy building relationships with other writers to share experiences, exchange insights, and encourage one another throughout the creative journey. I’d love to hear more about your writing and what inspires you. Looking forward to your reply. Warm regards, Donna

ME: This is Lee’s wife. He will not be “sharing experiences” or “exchanging insights” or anything else with you, b—h. I saw the porno pictures you sent him after the Virginia Festival of the Book. Who did your boob job, a veterinarian? Instead of going after married men, you should be looking for love at the pound. Valerie

FD: Dear Valerie, I’m very sorry to hear how upset you are. I want to assure you that there has been a misunderstanding, I have never sent any inappropriate photos or messages to your husband. My communications with Lee have been entirely professional and related to our shared work as writers. I hope we can clear this up without further hurt or confusion. I wish you both the best moving forward.

ME: Don’t lie to me, Donna. I am not fooled by this new gmail address…or your unbelievable message. Do you think I am an idiot? No bestselling writers EVER email other writers wanting to learn about their creative journey. This was a coded message. He told you to back off… but you can’t resist him, can you? The only reason Lee isn’t seeing this is because he’s sick in bed…and he asked me to answer his emails for him.

FD: Dear Valerie, I understand that emotions are running high, but I need to be absolutely clear: your accusations are unfounded. My correspondence with Lee has been strictly professional and related to writing, nothing more. There have been no inappropriate photos, messages, or hidden meanings of any kind. I take my professional integrity seriously and won’t allow false claims to damage it. I wish your family well and hope this matter can be settled here now. Sincerely, Donna

ME: LOL. I saw the pictures, you lying slut. I’m not blind. It’s YOU. Or are you now going to claim you have an evil double, an identical twin, or a split personality disorder? No “professional” writer would send an email like you sent my husband tonight. It’s laughable. What planet are you on?

It’s funny that this scammer takes his “professional integrity seriously”… while masquerading as Donna Tartt as part of con to swindle me out of money on fake book club appearances and non-existent marketing services. What I don’t get is why he kept engaging with “my wife” after the first response. Why bother defending himself? Did he really think he still had a shot at selling their swindle?

My Conversation with a Second Fake Suzanne Collins

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Here’s my email exchange with a Second Fake Suzanne Collins (suzannecollins113@gmail.com) . I started by using my reply to Fake Taylor Jenkins-Reid… and the conversation reached a surprising conclusion.

FAKE SUZANNE: Hi, I’m Suzanne Collins. Most of my days are spent shaping ideas that refuse to stay quiet stories about struggle, survival, and the choices we make when everything’s on the line. Some tales arrive fully formed, others take time to fight their way to the surface. Writing can feel solitary, but it’s also how I connect, how I make sense of the world around us. I’d love to hear about your own path what drives you, what keeps you creating when things get tough, and how you keep your imagination alive. There’s a lot we can learn from sharing those moments. Best, Suzanne

ME: Suzi, I told you before, my wife often reads my emails… and she’s not going to be fooled by this. At least this time you didn’t attach photos! When you made that pass at me at Harlan’s party, I thought it was because you were drunk. I didn’t realize how serious you were. You are a very attractive, talented woman… but I am a happily married man. We have a great time together at conferences and book festivals, but it can’t go beyond friendship and mutual respect. I hope you will understand.

FS: Hi Lee, I understand, and I’m sorry if my message gave the wrong impression that truly wasn’t my intention. I only wanted to reach out to discuss writing and creative work, nothing more. I’ve always appreciated your insights and thought it would be great to share ideas about our craft. Wishing you and your family all the best. Warm regards, Suzanne

ME: C’mon, Suzi. We both know that isn’t true. We both know what you mean by “reaching out.” I need to know you understand what I am saying. I don’t want you making another pass at me at Bouchercon.

FS: I think there’s been a misunderstanding. The only reason I reached out was to talk about writing specifically, the challenges you’ve faced with your books and creative process. I value your experience and perspective as a fellow author, and that’s truly all this was about. I respect your boundaries completely and hope we can keep our interactions focused on our shared passion for storytelling. Best, Suzanne

ME: Stop playing games, and pretending your emails are being written by some soulless AI instead of a human being. There will be no “interactions focused on our shared passion.” Do I need to get a restraining order? I swear I will do it unless you drop the charade and give me a straight answer.

FS: I’m truly sorry this has turned into such a misunderstanding. I have no hidden motives, and I’m not pretending to be anyone else. I reached out simply because I admire your work and wanted to learn from your experiences as an author nothing more. Please don’t feel threatened or uncomfortable; that was never my intent. I respect your marriage, your boundaries, and your wishes. I’d never want to cause tension or make you feel uneasy. I hope this clears things up, and I sincerely wish you the best with your writing and upcoming projects. Warm regards, Suzanne

I decided to leave it at that…though I was tempted to say, “My wife just left for a week on business. Let’s talk dirty!”

Madison Lintz to star as EVE RONIN

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I’ve got some big news:

Actress Madison Lintz, renowned for her ten-year run on Bosch, has officially signed on to star in and executive produce Eve Ronin, the television adaptation of #1 New York Times bestselling author Lee Goldberg’s widely-acclaimed series of crime novels from Thomas & Mercer/Amazon Publishing.

This project marks a pivotal moment in Lintz’s career as she steps into the leading role on screen while also taking on a key position behind the camera. Her experience portraying police officer Maddie Bosch on the Amazon Prime TV series Bosch and Bosch: Legacy uniquely positions her for this new challenge.

“I am beyond thrilled to bring Eve Ronin to life,” Lintz says. “From the moment I picked up Lee’s books, I knew this was a character and a story I needed to be a part of.  Eve’s determination, complexity, and resilience make her a dream role, and I am honored to take on this challenge on both sides of the camera.”

Fallen StarThe Eve Ronin series follows the youngest homicide detective in the history of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department. Known for her tenacity and grit, Ronin tackles high-stakes cases while battling institutional resistance and her own personal demons. There have been five books in the highly-acclaimed series to date, selling over one million copies. Fallen Star, the sixth book in the series, came out in October…and the seventh, Split Screen, will be published in fall 2026. 

“Madison is the embodiment of Eve Ronin,” Goldberg says. “She brings both the raw intensity and vulnerability that define the character. Her passion for the project, coupled with her talent, ensures that the series will stay true to the heart of the books while taking Eve’s story in bold new directions.”

In addition to Lintz, the executive producing team includes showrunner Gabriel Garza (The Flash, The Winchesters), industry veterans Craig Dorfman, SAG Award-winning actress Lorraine Toussaint (Orange Is the New Black, Selma, The Equalizer), as well as Derek Dudley and Shelby Stone of ID8 Multimedia, known for their critically acclaimed work on Showtime’s long-running, hit series The Chi and Goldberg (Mystery 101, Monk, Diagnosis Murder), who is presently a co-executive producer on You’re Killing Me,  the new Brooke Shields mystery series for AMC/Acorn.

“Lee’s books have earned widespread critical praise and a dedicated fanbase of over two million readers,” says Shelby Stone. “Madison’s work over the years on Bosch has been extraordinary, combining heart-felt vulnerability and relentless determination. We believe that combining these two talents will make Eve Ronin a book-to-TV adaptation in the same league as Will Trent, Reacher, and Slow Horses.”

 

You’re Killing Me

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I can’t wait for you to see You’re Killing Me in early 2026 on AMC & Acorn. Brooke Shields, Amalia Williamson (Sullivan’s Crossing) and Tom Cavanagh (Ed, The Flash, etc) are terrific in this light-hearted mystery series, created by Robin Bernheim. The six episodes are written by her and co-exec producers Derek Thompson (When Calls the Heart, Murder in a Small Town), Phoef Sutton (Cheers, Darrow & Darrow, Boston Legal etc) and yours truly.

Robin and I have known each other for over thirty years and have worked together many times, including co-creating the hit Hallmark series Mystery 101 together. We both shared a mentor in Michael Gleason, who created Remington Steele, where Robin began her career, before going on to shows like Quantum Leap, Star Trek-TNG, When Calls the Heart, and many, many more.

She also wrote Mother of the Bride, the hit movie that starred Brooke Shields, who she befriended way back on Quantum Leap. And she worked with Derek Thompson for years on When Calls The Heart. Derek is a terrific writer and a great guy. It was immediately clear to me why Robin wanted to work with him again.  Phoef Sutton and I are close friends. He’s a multiple Emmy Award winner and we worked together on Darrow & Darrow, a Hallmark series he created and that co-starred Tom Cavanagh (though the two scripts that Phoef and I co-wrote for it weren’t shot because of the Covid-19 shut-down). It’s a fantastic writing staff. 

In You’re Killing Me, Brooke plays an internationally bestselling author who, through a series of unusual events, teams up with Amalia, a young, true-crime vblogger to co-author books…and solve puzzling murders. Tom plays the local cop. 

We’re in the final weeks of shooting season one up in Nova Scotia and the dailies, and first cuts, are soooo good. Lot of laughs, fun detecting, and some real heart.