My Conversation with 2nd Fake Donna Tartt <tarttdonna897@gmail.com>
FAKE DONNA: Hello, I hope this message finds you well. I recently came across your Facebook page and noticed your email, which inspired me to reach out. As a fellow author, I felt an immediate sense of connection. I truly enjoy building relationships with other writers to share experiences, exchange insights, and inspire one another along the creative journey. It would be wonderful to connect and hear more about your work. Looking forward to your reply. Warm regards, Donna
ME: If you read my Facebook page, you must have missed this: <link to my other Fake Donna Tartt conversation>
FAKE DONNA: Am really talking about business like I’m a fellow author like youME: You’re a brain-dead Nigerian scammer with an AI account.FAKE DONNA: Sorry I’m actually in Nigeria for a story I need for completing my book so actually am in Nigeria but not a NigerianME: LOL. I can’t believe anybody still falls for this idiotic scam. Get a real job that matches your talent, like cleaning toilets.FAKE DONNA: Tell your family to go and clean toilet or die by car you bloody full dumbstickME: Finally, you drop the charade. It usually doesn’t happen until I insult you people. I am not the one committing a crime, pretending to be a famous person in order to swindle people out of money. You are. You should be ashamed of yourself, but you have no shame. I can’t imagine what it’s like to go through life without a conscience. I pity you.FAKE DONNA: No that’s not actually what I meant I mean I’m actually from Australia but I’m actually in Nigeria for a purposeME: Do you really think, after all this, that I am so incredibly stupid, that I’d believe you are Donna, and that you can talk me into sending money to your fake charity, fake agent, or fake book marketing person? Are you on crack?
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I got a note yesterday from Fake David Baldacci. That conversation could be fun…if “he” responds to my reply.