Reynaldo would like a shortcut to getting published that doesn’t involve getting rejection letters:
I am aspiring writer and just beginning to venture out in the world […]but I don’t want to face mounds of rejection letters. What can I do? Is there some honest publishing houses I can trust other than Traditional? What about companies like "Lulu"?
If you really want to be a writer, you have to learn to deal with rejection. That’s part of the job. If you can’t handle that, then you should forget about being a writer. But if flushing your money down the toilet is what you really want to do, Lulu is a good option. At least Lulu doesn’t pretend to be anything but what they are: a vanity press.
Jeff wants to know how he can get a book or TV show written about his hilarious life without writing it himself.
I have a very funny life and my friends and family think my stories are hilarious. They think I should do something with them, like a novel or a TV show, because my stories are the funniest things they have heard in years. But I am not a writer. How can I get a book or TV show with my great stories without writing it myself? How can I find a writer to team up with who can write my stories for me?
Everybody’s lives and relationships are funny and dramatic and could probably make good novels or movies in the hands of a talented writer. But you need an exceptional story to attract the interest of an established and experiened writer. You could always try contacting screenwriters or novelists that you admire and see if they would be interested in your story…but, to be honest, I think your chances of succeeding are very, very slim. You might want to sign up for some writing courses and take a stab at it yourself instead.
Jeff isn’t the only guy with a hilarious life. Wendy’s life is also hilarious…all she needs is a writer to tell her stories. She’s been a bit more aggressive than Jeff in trying to make that happen.
Hi. I came across your blog over the internet. I’m wondering if you can advise me even though you don’t know me. My husband and I are very successful real estate investors. I’m not a writer. But, that being said, my friends think that the stories I have with my adult children are so hilarious, that they have been jotting down these stories for years.
[…] Anyway, I got inundated with calls and emails from strangers, as well as friends telling me this is the funniest thing they ever read and I should do something with them. So…not really knowing anyone in the business, I contacted a guy I know who has a son that is a comedy writer in Hollywood.
[…] I didn’t expect much, so you can imagine my shock when he sent me a lengthy email back and telling me that these stories are very funny and he can see them as a tv show very easily. He showed me how to write a Treatment. Naturally, I got really excited, so I started making a lot of calls. I called several retired Hollywood writers I could find. These writers were from TV shows like "According to Jim", "Cheers", etc. Some were very nice and read my unpolished Treatment. They all had very positive response and felt it is something that can be marketable.The problem is that I am not a writer and I cannot write a script. Do you think I should try and find a writer to team up with? Someone with a good agent?
Wendy, if your story was as hilarious and marketable as you say it is, one of the comedy writers you’ve already contacted would have asked if he could team up with you or run with it himself. The fact that one of those writers didn’t ask should probably tell you something…