Tod here reporting on the new and improved version of Lee. My understanding, from sources close to the surgery, is that Lee was awake for the entire surgery and watched with eager pleasure as his crack staff of doctors removed all the precious metals from his arm. While watching this occur, Lee was horrified to learn that aliens had implanted a tracking device into his arm at some point in the past and that all his thoughts, emotions, true feelings about the likelyhood that Richard Hatch and the Dagget once copulated, and a pilot idea for a show about crime fighting crossover TV/ fan fiction writers ("This week, the cast of the Love Boat solves the mystery of who shot JR…") had been turned into a database that will later be used to enslave all of mankind deep in the center of the earth.
All that being said, he’s in good shape and eagerly awaiting word from the Mothership.
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thanks for the update. Glad to hear that Lee hasn’t lost his humor 🙂
Hey! That was my idea! (OK, so my concept involved every episode ending with Carmen Electra and Yasmine Bleeth wrestling nude in a tub of Jello pudding with Bill Cosby doing a play-by-play.)
I for one welcome our television screenwriting overlords.
Thanks for keeping us informed on how Lee did during the surgery. Persoanlly? I’d rather they knock me out. Oh Lee, how brave you are. Hope the family is doing well and Madeline’s taking great care of you this time!
Thanks for the update. Glad to hear things went well.