Things are always a little slow here over the holidays, so this post is for all those accidental visitors who come here searching for a peek at Lindsay Lohan’s nipples or nude pictures of Angelina Jolie, Brittany Spears, Rush Limbaugh, Jennifer Aniston, George Bush, Scarlett Johanssen or Paris Hilton… or for fanfic sex between Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon, Brittany Spears and  Paris Hilton, William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy, Brad Pitt and George Clooney, Justin Timberlake and Orlando Bloom, Monk and Sharona, James Spader and William Shatner, or Spongebob Squarepants and Jimmy Neutron… or in a desperate longing for information about Tarzan+Gay Slash+Fanfic, Teens with big breasts, Dykes, bootleg videos, TV Main Titles, TV Theme Music, Diagnosis Murder+Fanfic+Jesse+Steve, uncontrollably+horny, sexy+porn, Travis McGee+wisdom, Cindy Garvey, Blog Suicide, Danny Estrada, Caroline Laurence+Nude, What Makes a Good Novelist?,L Word slashfic,Pernell Roberts+unprofessional, infomercial scams, horny+13-year-olds,make my man a mommy,grandfather eulogy,dicks and dykes,surgeons with god-like complex,angry self-published authors,sexy porn, methods of jerking off,women who watch Queer as Folk, Tom Selleck, Nippledrop Pearls,mpreg+Star Wars, and my personal favorite search-of-the-day: Lee Goldberg Nipples.

4 thoughts on “Googled”

  1. I’m not the one who was searching for “Tom Selleck” — that’s just one of the Google searches that led people to my blog today.

  2. Oh, good to know! Now the whole nipples thing gets even creepier! I will admit Magnum PI was one of my favorites, but Zeus and Apollo kept me away from the nipples very effectively.


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