My cousin Danny Barer pointed me to this very funny ebay listing for a pair of leather pants.
You are bidding on a mistake.
We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew
gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of
And we buy leather pants.
There’s more, and it gets every funnier.
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That is funny.
I’m trying to remember if I have any leather pants of my own, figuratively speaking. I’m sure I must have bought something stupid at some point, but I’m pretty good at repressing my foolish moments.
Too funny! The Q & A at the bottom was even better. The only two cats that I’ve ever seen pull off leather pants are Ian Astbury and Jim Morrison.
All the others have failed miserably much too everyone’s chagrin.
Very funny.All of it. The guy can write. Loved the line about a Harley or a guy named Harley. Surprised Ebay let him get away with all that.
If you read the Q&A at the bottom, he is a professional writer.
Thanks to Danny Barer for pointing out this keeper of an Ebay listing!
Ha ha! I needed that (Not the pants, the laugh). With links like these, I always wonder what on Earth the person must have been researching to come stumble upon it. Was it just a moment of google-mania? Or did this person have an interest in leather pants? These are just some of the questions roaming my brain. Which also is a disturbing thought. Oh well, I’ll just put it down to one of those great unsolved mysteries that dead dude used to ramble on about on TV back when.
Disclaimer: No disrespect intended for the dead dude, or his family. I just can’t remember his name, and the fact that he is dead just seems the best way to describe him.