I’m Changing My Hair Color And Moving to Germany

German researchers report that red heads have a lot more sex than everybody else.

The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl
looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them
with their hair colour.

He said: "The sex lives of women
with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair
colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average.
The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her

Oh, wait, it only applies to women. Damn.

2 thoughts on “I’m Changing My Hair Color And Moving to Germany”

  1. Does this “apply” to natural redheads? Or ALL redheads? Note to self: speak with redheaded wife and conduct further research. The fiery part certainly holds up.
    Please tell Paul Guyot there are two Sea Dogs tickets waiting for him over at Murderati today. But in view of these new facts, the kids will be coming along to the game…
    Ross the husband, who had a Batman lunch box and whose youthful bedtime was first extended to 8:30 on, Wednesday’s I believe it was, just so he could watch Batman.


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