We live in a LAW AND ORDER world. First comes news this morning that real-life politician Fred Dalton 
Thomspson, who plays a D.A. on LAW & ORDER , is considering a run for the White House (following in the footsteps of former L&O star Michael Moriarty, who also considered it). Then I stumbled on an article about the trial of media tycoon Conrad Black, which included a picture of the prosecutors, who posed as if they were auditioning for another LAW AND ORDER series. Pretty soon, all family photos will look this way.
Dear Lee,
I’ve been reading your blog for quite some time and really enjoy it. I’ve never commented before, but something caught my attention and really moved me to finally ask a question.
I just received my copy of The 3rd Degree and wanted to know more about your work as a freelance sexual surrogate. I was wondering if there was a certification process you went through, an online class, or are you self taught? Has being a sexual surrogate had a positive impact on your career in LA?
Thanks!
I was joking…you do know that, right??
Lee-
Of course I knew you were joking. I was joking too. I thought it was hilarious that you said that.
You mean . . . you’re NOT a sexual surrogate or a former Navy Seal?
Another fantasy dashed . . .