Screenwrite My Book

I got this email today. I’ve edited out the title of his book to protect his identity: Hello Lee! Would you be available to screenwrite a book that I had written and published in Australia.  Title: XYZ. This is a true story based on my work with the Australian Federal Police, Computer Crime. I’ll be … Read more

Still More Dollars and Sense

Authors everywhere are getting their royalty statements in the mail, sparking a lot of blog talk about money. Bestselling novelist Tess Gerritsen says you don’t need to look at an author’s royalty statement to figure out how much he’s probably making: If you follow the announced deals in PUBLISHERS WEEKLY or the online website PUBLISHERS … Read more

Trolling for Suckers, The Sequel

The other day I got an email from xlibris. Dear Lee,       My name is Tracey Rosengrave, Marketing Manager for Xlibris Corporation, a Print-On-Demand Self-Publishing company. We are sending you this email because we have either learned about your passion for writing or we have had the pleasure of coming across some of your … Read more

Portrait of an Anxious Writer

I’ve been reading author Sandra Scoppettone’s blog each day and getting increasingly anxious. She’s just turned in her latest novel to her editor. Now she’s waiting to see if they will offer her another contract. Sandra is an old pro… but she isn’t taking the waiting well. Her anxiety and impatience is, well, infectious. Reading … Read more

Writing Scams

My friend author Joe Konrath has an excellent post today on writing scams. He discusses Fee-Charging Agents, Writing Contests, Paid Anthologies, Vanity Presses, and POD Publishers, among other things. It should be required reading for all  aspiring authors. Here’s a sample of his wise counsel: PAID ANTHOLOGIES: Here’s another quick scam. You submit a poem, … Read more

A Touch of Class

Today, for reasons I will never understand, I got an email offering me the amazing opportunity to buy an I DREAM OF JEANNIE bottle autographed by the cast: The incomparable magnetism of this 2nd-thru 5th Season Metallic Purple I Dream of Jeannie Brass Bottle is a must-! YES, Dreams DO come true, as you will … Read more

Connelly’s Road to Hollywood

Michael Connelly’s crime novels regularly top the best-seller lists.  His Harry Bosch series has sold more than 2.6 million copies. His website gets one million hits a month, and his email list boasts about 30,000 names. Connelly is a certified celebrity in the mystery book world.  You’d think studios would be scrambling to make movies … Read more

Dyke Van Dyke

I got this email today from Bradley. I’ve omitted his last name and the title of his show to protect him from  embarrassment. All the typos and errors are his: Mr. Goldberg, I’m an independent film producer in Texas. I recently came across your website through the IMDB. I am writing you to tell you … Read more