The Mail I Get


This email came to my agent, who forwarded it to me:

“Could you tell me the name of the Dalmatian and her owner shown on the cover of the Lee Goldberg book Mr. Monk is Cleaned Out?”

6 thoughts on “The Mail I Get”

  1. I was going to try and make some sort of comment about Ms. DeVille, but some jokes are just too easy to be worth making.

  2. Easy. “The dog’s name is Spotty, but it doesn’t matter since she’s deaf. The owner is a company called D.O.G. Entertainment, but I don’t know what D.O.G. stands for. I hope this helps…”

  3. Maybe Penguin’s TV-Tie-in publicity department should run a national “Name-The-Dog” contest. The winner gets the book free and to meet the cast of “Monk.” Cost to enter is one dollar, which will pay for expenses. Meanwhile, the book gets the benefit of all the publicity.


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