I got this strange email recently and, apparently, no response is necessary or even expected:
I’m writing this email because I just wrote a pilot and I think it might be good. I’m XYZ, I’m Italian and I’m almost 21.
I would like to send it all to a network but basically it’s impossible, because writing to a network is extremely difficult plus they have to read emails like this one probably everyday, so I found your profile online and now I’m following you on twitter so I decided to write to you. You know, writing a pilot and not having any contacts is horrible . I’m not even hoping that something could happen but it’s just a file and it’s just an email so why not?? I’m studying linguistic mediation so this is definitely not my field but I write stuff since I was a kid and here in Italy there’s no possibility for people like me who love American TV shows. I love sitcoms like Friends or Big Bang theory and even if I love shows like charmed or grey’s anatomy or lost. I think that sitcoms are my thing. I’m sorry if you had to read all this. I don’t want to bother you. I would like to send to you the pilot but here apparently it’s impossible, so thank you anyway got your attention.
There’s a certain level of innocent charm in that one, sort of like a happy, bright-eyed puppy stepping in his own food dish.
I’ll go look at puppy pics on Google now. 😀
That’s not a WTF edition, too tame, they even seem to be stroking your ego. It’s more like you pissed someone off and now they are F”inWY .
at least this person had good grammar
I’m writing this comment because I read this blog once, and thought it might be yours…
He is Italian, and 20, maybe emailing MTV might be more in line with his five-year plan.
Hi Lee,
I enjoyed meeting you yesterday at Killer Nashville. Hope to see you at cocktail hour this afternoon.
Denny
This WTF email sounds like Italy has some high quality drugs available for all types of consumers.