The Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Novels get together for another hilariously snarky overview of atrocious romance covers. Here’s one of my favorites:
"Darling, I don’t think it’s going to work between us. First, I have to
go fight those monks over there. But more importantly, you have
jaundice, you aren’t able to stand up, and one of your breasts appears
to be coming out of your shoulder. And, now you’re melting into a
puddle. Don’t you see? It’s not you. It’s me. I can’t handle your
specialness.”
Hilarious. Thanks. I needed the laugh. That particular pose seems to get on a lot of covers, with no regard at all for the poor woman’s chiropractic bill.
Have you come across Longmire Does Romance Novels? It’s a complete scream. Don’t miss “Birds Like Crazy People” and the one next to it. Honestly, some of them are superb.