From here on, actor Tom Sizemore’s nick-name should be whizzinator. Why? He failed a court-ordered drug test by trying to use a prosthetic penis, known commercially as "The Whizzinator," instead of his, um, own to fill the cup.
Prosecutors told Judge Baretto that
Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was
caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a
clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.
Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the
sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore’s body, and he was
asked to remove his pants.
According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before
trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand
name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five
I wonder where the "clean urine" came from and what else he uses that prosthetic penis for.
4 thoughts on “The Whizzinator”
“The Urinator” is funnier, I think…
As Pat Paulson used to say, “Piss on him.” (Yeah, I can remember Pat Paulson! And I’m not even 40 yet!)
Should I not have given him my urine?
He said it was for medicinal purposes..
Yo, the whizzinator is great, but do you know if they have it in travel size…airport secrity is getting harder to pass.