I guess my books and TV shows must put people to sleep. I got this spam email today:
Hi,
I took a look at your site a couple of hours ago…and I want to
tell you that I’d really love to trade links with you. I think your site has
some really good stuff related to my site’s topic of pillows and would be a
great resource for my visitors.In fact, I went ahead and added your site
to my Pillows HQ Resource Directory at
http://www.pillows-hq.comIs
that OK with you?Can I ask a favor? Will you give me a link back on your
site? I’d really appreciate you returning the favor.Thanks and feel
free to drop me an email if you’d like to chat more about
this.Best wishes,
Steve
I’ll be emailing Steve right away, because there’s nothing I enjoy more than chatting about pillows.
It could be worse. It could be &^%$ I get, by way of spam. Geez-us. You’d think these assholes would get the message at some point: I do NOT need a bigger penis or a lower mortgage rate. I do NOT want to see dog porn or corn porn or free tickets to “Revenge of the Sticks”.
All I want, as Greta Garbo once so put it, is: I vant tuh be luft alone.
Steve hasn’t added your site yet. Think of all that traffic you’re missing.
Traffic? What dat?
Pillow talk will only come back to haunt you.