While I was away, my brother Tod actually got paid to read Harry Potter fanfiction…and he lived to write about it for Jewcy.com.
I haven’t read much fan fiction over the years; saddled as I’ve been with student writing, I figure reading stories about Kirk and Spock gang-banging a Romulan cum slut or Scooby and Scrappy taking it to a whole new level with "Scooby snacks" probably won’t enrich my life much. But it’s summer, and I’ve got some time.
What he found is absolutely hilarious…