I’m a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes. I heard a few today that I hadn’t heard before…
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse… Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google, it doesn’t ask, "Did you mean
Chuck Norris?" It just says, "Run while you still think you have a
Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles contest"…Chuck Norris won by 3.