Chuck Norris Jokes

I’m a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes. I heard a few today that I hadn’t heard before…

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse… Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google, it doesn’t ask, "Did you mean
Chuck Norris?" It just says, "Run while you still think you have a

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles contest"…Chuck Norris won by 3.

6 thoughts on “Chuck Norris Jokes”

  1. Chuck Norris became a cannibal and was eating a clown. The clown was too intimidated to taste funny.
    Chuck Norris was flashing old ladies in the park. Two had strokes, and one with arthritis couldn’t reach.
    Why are Chuck Norris movies so hot? Because there are no fans in the theater.


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