I got a laugh from the first paragraph of Betsy Sharkey's review of FAME in today's Los Angeles Times:
"Fame," it turns out, is not going to live forever. It's officially DOA.
Call the coroner. Then call in the top teams from "CSI," and that sexy pair from "Bones" while you're at it, because if ever there was a crime scene that should be yellow-taped and relentlessly investigated this is it.