Hot Sex, Gory Violence

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published this My Turn essay of mine back in mid-1980s, while I was still a college student and writing my JURY books, then called .357 Vigilante, under the pen-name "Ian Ludlow." Now that I have re-released the books, I thought you might enjoy it:


How One Student Earns Course Credit and Pays Tuition

My name is Ian Ludlow. Well, not really. But that's the name on my four ".357 Vigilante" adventures that Pinnacle Books will publish this spring. Most of the time I'm Lee Goldberg, a mild mannered UCLA senior majoring in mass communications and trying to spark a writing career at the same time. It's hard work. I haven't quite achieved a balance between my dual identities of college student and hack novelist.

The adventures of Mr. Jury, a vigilante into doing the LAPD's dirty work,  are often created in the wee hours of the night, when I should be studying, meeting my freelance-article deadlines or, better yet, sleeping. More often than not, my nocturnal writing spills over into my classes the next morning. Brutal fistfights, hot sexual encounters and gory violence are frequently scrawled across my anthropology notes or written amid my professor's insights on Whorf's hypothesis. Students sitting next to me who glance at my lecture notes are shocked to see notations like "Don't move, scumbag, or I'll wallpaper the room with your brains.

I once wrote a pivotal rape scene during one of my legal-communications classes, and I'm sure the girl who sat next to me thought I was a psychopath. During the first half of the lecture, she kept looking with wide eyes from my notes to my face as if my nose were melting onto my binder or something. At the break she disappeared, and I didn't see her again the rest of the quarter. My professors,  though, seem pleased to see me sitting in the back of the classroom writing furiously. I guess they think I'm hanging on their every word. They're wrong.

I've tried to lessen the strain between my conflicting identities by marrying the two. Through the English department, I'm getting academic credit for the books. That amazes my Grandpa Cy, who can't believe there's a university crazy enough to reward me for writing "lots of filth." The truth is, it's writing and it's learning, and it's getting me somewhere. Just where, I'm not sure. My Grandpa Cy thinks it's going to get me the realization I should join him in the furniture business.

I don't admit to many people that I'm writing books. It sounds so pompous, arrogant and phony when you say that in Los Angeles. See, everybody in Los Angeles is writing a book or screenplay. Walk into any 7-Eleven, tell the clerk you're an agent or producer, and he'll whip out a handwritten, 630-page epic he's been keeping under the register for a chance like this.

I do involve my closest friends in the secret world of Ian Ludlow. When I finished writing my first sex scene, I made six copies and passed them around for a critique. I felt like I was distributing pornography. "How do you compliment a sex scene?" a girl I know complained. "It's embarrassing." Another friend rewrote the scene so it sounded like a cross between a beating and extensive surgery.

Among my family and even my friends, I find myself constantly apologizing for what I'm doing. Maybe I wouldn't if I were writing a Larry McMurtry or John Updike book. But I know what this is. This is a black cover with a rugged hero in the forefront, shoving a massive gun into the reader's face. I feign disgust, mutter something about "a guy's got to break in somehow," and quickly change the subject.

But the truth is, it's fun. And since Ian Ludlow is the guy who will take the heat for it, I can let myself relax and enjoy it. I'm building on those childhood hours spent in front of my mom's ancient Smith-Corona, banging out hokey tales about super spies and super villains. My work is still hokey; except  now someone is paying me for it. And paying me not badly, either; I can pay for a whole year of college from the advances for the four novels.

The opportunity came my way thanks to a journalism professor who writes those bulky conspiracy thrillers and harbors dreams of being the next Robert Ludlum. I used to read his manuscripts and debate the merits of Lawrence Sanders and Ken Follett. Then, when Pinnacle asked him to do an “urban man’s action-adventure series,” he passed it on to  me. Pretty soon I was buying books like “The Butcher,” “The Executioner, “The Penetrator,” “The Destroyer” and “The Terminator” by the armful and flipping through the latest issues of Soldier of Fortune and Gung Ho. After a week or two of wading through this, I was ready to spill blood across my home computer screen.

There’s a part of me that doesn’t like what I’m doing. It lectures me while I’m making some bad guy eat hot lead. It tells me I should be wrting a novel about relationships and feelings, about the problems my peers are facing. I will, I say to myself, later. There’s plenty of time. 

My God, has it really been twenty-plus since I wrote that? What's really astonishing is how little I've changed. I'm still writing the same kind of stuff — and I've yet to write that "Larry McMurty" novel. I like to think that, even now, there's still plenty of time.

2 thoughts on “Hot Sex, Gory Violence”

  1. I always tell myself that the next book will be that fantastic year spanning fantasy epic. You know, the one with all that political intrigue, certain death, forbidden magic and a long-form camping trip. And then I’m surprised at myself when I start a new venture and its another of those urban fantasy/paranormals.
    It’d be great to write that fantasy, I’ll tell you. But if history repeats itself, I never will, and somehow I feel it’s a really good thing.


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