Yet another writer in my family is blogging. Sam Barer, auto-writer extraordinaire, launched FOUR WHEEL DRIFT with some new slogans for today’s automakers. Here’s a sampling from the top of the list:
Acura – Buy an Acura, your local car thief will thank you.
Aston Martin – See yourself like James Bond, even if women don’t
Audi – Because all the people you hate drive BMWs
Bentley – Phat cars for people with fat wallets
BMW – Even Chris Bangle and I-Drive can’t stop our cars from selling
Buick – Buy a Buick, so we don’t end up like Oldsmobile
Cadillac – Really, you don’t have to be black or Jewish to own one!
Chevrolet – The best vehicles that cost-cutting can create.
But my personal favorite comes towards the end:
Volvo – Safety: you can’t get killed in a car that’s always being serviced at the dealership
Funny! I added another one or two over at Sam’s blog.
Huh, my dad used to sell Buicks. Now every time I see one it has a handicapped license plate. They need to use the phrase “Not you grandfather’s Buick!”
Although the new models actually look kinda cool…