A belated welcome to all of you who’ve come to check out the blog thanks to the mention in today’s Los Angeles Times.
For all of you who came looking for a peek at Lindsay Lohan’s nipples, the latest LORD OF THE RINGS mpreg Real Person Slash fanfic, or information on salad dressing enemas, I’m sorry to disappoint you once again.
information on salad dressing enemas, I’m sorry to disappoint you once again
No salad dressing enemas? Damn.
So I guess Lohan’s nipples were a one-week only feature on here?
Disappointing, Lee… disappointing.
Well, where the hell am I supposed to look now?
“Disappointing, Lee… disappointing.”
Oh, I don’t know. The phrase “salad dressing enemas” gives “Hidden Valley Ranch” a whole new meaning for me.
Admittedly, I could have gone the rest of my life without that particular thought, but you take what you can get…
I like your blog/posts (recent ones) I’d like to write more for profit and not just my blog. Any suggestions? Bob Burgan
Hidden. Valley. Ranch.
*scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub*
Man, I am never going to get that stain off my brain.
*scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub*