Lori Prokop, the self-described "selfless supporter of families, children and animals," is apparently tired of blogs like this one mischaracterizing her as a get-rich-quick huckster. In fact, "her life goal is to advance the well-being and enlightenment of humanity" when she isn’t selflessly striving to help the downtrodden "achieve the goal of Best Selling and Celebrity Status" and showing "people how to choose most any car off the showroom floor and drive it free while our company makes your payments."
So Lori Prokop, who "lives in and creates from the upper energy levels of life (Anyone can choose to live and create in these powerful upper levels as detailed in Lori Prokop’s Life Guidance System)," is tackling the problem as only she, Lori Prokop, can:
Blogs are a powerful force for good in the hands of those people living in their upper level energies/emotions and less-than-good in the hands of those living in their lower level energies/emotions. (Continue reading to learn about the Energy Mastery System.)
Lori Prokop has an upcoming work being release called, “Launching from Good to Great Online,” which is a definitive work on blogs where she interviews leaders and experts in blogs and human psychology.
I, for one, am looking forward to this definitive work which, no doubt, will be published by Bestseller Publishing, the vanity press run by future Nobel Prize winner Lori Prokop, who describes herself in her fascinating and definitive mass mailings as "Leading Expert, Author and Creator of books, CDs,DVDs, Online Videos, workshops, television shows, speaking and more!"
To learn more about this selfless individual, who has profound "respect and humanistic regard for all species," (She is, afterall, the visionary who asked the burning question: "Where are the best sellers by Doctors of
Chiropractic?”) just read her previous definitive books, like "Awaken Your Million-Dollar Intuition," "77 Streams of Super Lucrative
Income for Authors, Experts and Speakers," and Employee No More: How to Stay Home and Still Make Money."
You, too, can feel her humanistic regard, especially for those species who possess a Visa or Mastercard.
6 thoughts on “Lori Prokop to the Rescue”
Lori! You’re back! I so missed you very much. You and Robert Tilton.
Will you be back on cable NATIONWIDE!?
I’ve obviously been operating at these lower levels for way too long.
You’re being cruel, Lee. Lori just wants every one to be as rich and fabulous and selfless as she is (OK, maybe not quite as rich).
Why do you cling to your lower level ways when you could turn to the light and use your blog as a powerful force for good?
Join forces with Lori, Lee … you know you want to …
This level of bushwa sounds like something a Scientologist would spew. Disgusting on every level.
Get Rich Or Die Tryin’
I normally leave it up to my brother to make fun of Lori Prokop, figuring we all need our personal fucktards, but then I made the mistake of reading her email today (I’m on her mailing list…I’m also on the
Lori’s Ever-Changing Claims
Lori Prokop, online huckster and the originator of the Book Millionaire scam, posts this claim on her website: “I’ve never seen anything like your four hour book signing at Barnes and Noble in Las Vegas. More than 1,174 people gladly