I worked on SeaQuest, with an enormously phallic submarine, Roy Scheider, and a talking dolphin. I also worked on Baywatch, with an enormous collection of fake boobs, Monte Markham, and a talking David Hasselhoff. So you can understand my miss-givings when I read in the NY Post that, in a union spawned in hell, the two are coming together. Steven Spielberg, exec producer of SeaQuest, is bringing Baywatch to the big screen. Save yourself while there is still time.