The SFWeekly’s Harmon Leon visited a porn set and had this awkward experience.
On set, the tempo builds. It builds! It builds! It builds! Then the
rotund sound guy barks, "Let’s change the tape!" Everything comes to a
grinding halt. Harv dismounts. Still fully aroused, he takes time for a
cigarette and shares his mainstream aspirations to be a stand-up
comedian.
Being in the comedy industry, I offer advice to nude, aroused Harv.
"When at a comedy club," I advise, "be sure not to hump anything onstage!"
Harv takes this in, then pulls out a tube of lube and lotions up his Calvin Coolidge. I could really do without that.
"OK guys, we’re back to work again!" commands the director.