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Waiting for your quick an positive reply.
Thanks and Regards,
The links were all to bootleg video sites for episodes of Battlestar Galatica, Babylon Five, Charmed and other SF shows. Clearly, English is not this guy's first language. And the only thing dumber than asking me to link to a bootleg video site would be to link to one bootlegging my shows.
And guess what? He did that, too. The dimwit.