I drove my 11-year-old daughter to school this morning. We were just about there when she groaned.
"Oh no, I just remembered. We have ‘Human Growth and Development’ today. And it’s right before recess!"
"So?" I said.
"Dad, I have a snack at recess."
"I don’t see the problem."
"How am I supposed to eat after hearing about people putting their thingies into thingies? It’s disgusting."
I don’t think I need to worry any time soon about her competing with her friends to give the best blowjobs.