I drove my 11-year-old daughter to school this morning. We were just about there when she groaned.
"Oh no, I just remembered. We have ‘Human Growth and Development’ today. And it’s right before recess!"
"So?" I said.
"Dad, I have a snack at recess."
"I don’t see the problem."
"How am I supposed to eat after hearing about people putting their thingies into thingies? It’s disgusting."
I don’t think I need to worry any time soon about her competing with her friends to give the best blowjobs.
Priceless.
Start worrying now. That change in attitude might not occur for years, but it will come too soon for you.
A daughter. Sheesh. You might as well stop sleeping altogether.
Thingies II
So my 11-year-old daughter gets home from her Human Growth and Development class at school and has some questions about sex. Why does a man’s thingie have to get so big? she asked. So he can get his sperm inside