This Goes to the Top of My List of Works of Art I Will Never See

"A nude Britney
Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a
‘first’ for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for
Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in
Brooklyn’s Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the
first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April…

…[Artist Daniel Edwards’] "Monument to
Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," Pro-Life’s first
monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized
depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy,
like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior
view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of
baby Sean’s head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva’s pin-up past by showing
Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back
arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear’s ears with
‘water-retentive’ hands."

[From the Press Release for the sculpture, via Defamer]