While most women in America (or at least every woman we know) seem to be
totally irritated by their husbands making moves on them while they
make dinner, do dishes or are otherwise engaged in anything that requires both
hands (putting the cover on the duvet), women in England don’t seem bothered by
it. What is that about? Being groped while you chop carrots is not
foreplay! Foreplay would be the husband coming into the kitchen and
announcing that you should go watch all those episodes of Oprah and Laguna Beach
that you TIVO’d while he does the dishes and folds the laundry.
…but the movie rights to JT Fisher’s PublishAmerica title LAS CRUCES still haven’t come up for auction on Ebay for the bargain-basement price of $1.3 million. I’m sure that Francis Ford Coppola, Joel Silver, Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg are, like me, waiting anxiously for the auction begin today as promised.
Goldberg is funny in this rip on pop culture, PI cliches, and California culture…a laugh-out-loud example of what the best PI novels should be."