#1 New York Times Bestselling Author & TV Producer
Ken Stott is fast becoming the new John Thaw over in the UK. He’s replacing the hopelessly miscast John Hannah as Inspector Rebus in the next set of TV movies based on Ian Rankin’s books. The movies are being written by Danny Boyle, who scripted some of the best Inspector Morse movies. Stott has played cops before, most recently in the "Messiah" TV movies and as the leader of a sex crimes unit in five season of "The Vice."
Ever wonder what taking a novel-writing seminar is like? My brother Tod, the literary novelist, reveals all.
Sometimes I’ll sing a song or two because, well, when you get to sit in front of
the class it’s kinda freeing to know that if you wanna belt out, say, Total
Eclipse of the Heart or Can’t Hardly Wait or even a little something from the
Neil Diamond song book, you totally can. And then we’ll get back to talking
about your story, which may be really good, or really bad, or really mediocre
and, at the very least, you’ll know my thoughts and might be humming a song,
too.
William Triplett writes in Variety today:
Is there something in the right-wing water that’s
causing conservative commentators to cross the boundaries of taste and
propriety?Within the past six weeks, Robert Novak swore and stomped
off the CNN set; Tucker Carlson smiled and praised a fatal police
attack on Greenpeace protesters; and Rush Limbaugh trashed a grieving
mother camped outside President Bush’s vacation ranch as a phony. And on Monday, Christian televangelist Pat
Robertson, on "The 700 Club," said the U.S. should assassinate the
president of Venezuela, touching off a firestorm of criticism and
objections.
When Pat Robertston starts talking like Tony Soprano, you have to wonder what has happened to the Christian Right…
NY Times book critic Marilyn Stasio isn’t fond of "chick lit mysteries."
you can’t miss its gaudy manifestations — those slender volumes with cute
titles like ”Dating Dead Men” and ”Killer Heels” and covers in such juicy
colors you don’t know whether to read the flap copy or lick the jacket.Slim stories. Joke titles. Juicy jacket art. Does a pattern begin to emerge?
For a category of mystery still relatively new to the market, the babe book has
already settled into some fairly narrow grooves. Even if you ignore the
generally deplorable level of the writing (which is surely an unintentional
aspect of the formula), these novels scrupulously observe all the basic
chick-lit conventions: the giddy girls in their glamorous jobs, the shopping
sprees and fashion makeovers, the gossipy friends, the disastrous dates and the
wry comic voice of a heroine so adorable she could be . . . you.
Book critic, blogger and industry observer Sarah Weinman thinks the mystery world will be buzzing over Stasio’s take on the genre. I don’t think so. The one thing these "chick lit" authors share in common is a strong sense of humor. I think they’ll shrug it off. How about you?
Screenwriting class is in session over at Paul Guyot’s blog, where today he is talking about the importance of rewriting. Lots of aspiring screenwriters don’t give much thought… or effort…to rewriting. They focus all of their attention on having a killer opening. Mistake.
Nobody seems to want to learn to be a great writer anymore. They just want to
learn how to get paid to do it.But what few seem to grasp is that you
seriously increase your chances of getting paid for it if you’re really good at
it. And one of the best ways to "get good" is to understand rewriting, and know
that when you think you’ve done all you can, you can still do more.
Before you write to Walter Scott of Parade Magazie to find out if someone is dead or not, use this handy checklist from my brother Tod.
a few ways to tell if the person you’re inquiring about is dead:
1. You are really, really old and unable to access the internet.
2. The person you are interested in starred in a "talkie."
3. Sometimes, you wet yourself a little and just say, "Ah, to hell with it."
4. There are nights when you honestly believe that signing a petition to get Diagnosis Murder back on TV might actually help.
5. Lately, you’ve felt very guilty for admiring the bronzed flesh of
Lindsay Lohan and wondering what it might be like to see her in a
Lucille Ball bio-pic where you get to play little Ricky.6. The last show you remember watching was The Big Valley and after that went off the air you decided that from now on, you were just going to write The Big Valley fan fiction.
Want to know more? Check out "Letters to Parade: On The Nature of Dying."
Shortly after Joe Konrath signed his three book deal with a major NY publishing house, he got spammed by a self-publishing company (he won’t say which one). He replied to their emails, just for the fun of it. He shares the email exchange on his website. It’s hilarious stuff…and pretty revealing, too.
Fanficcers have no problem routinely infringing on the copyrights of books, movies and TV shows…but don’t you dare copy their work.
Someone emailed me this excerpt from the fanfiction.net user agreement (the bold-facing and italicizing of the most blatantly hypocritical/outrageous statements are mine):
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After this has been received, FanFiction.Net administrators will seek to determine if the piece in question is in violation of your copyright and then respond accordingly.
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(4) The url of the piece that you feel is in violation of your copyright, the date the alleged infringed piece was written and the title the alleged infringed piece.
(5) Supporting and collaborative evidence that demonstrates copyright infringement.
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Unbelievable.
On Monday, immediately following a pitch at NBC, I’m heading up to Seattle for a few days to visit my ailing grandmother, so postings on this blog may be a bit sparse next week.
The writing team that works under the bestselling nom-de-plume PJ Parrish is blogging today about self-publishing:
So why do I hate POD and SP so much? I hate the way they prey
on dreamers. I hate that they overinflate expectations. But what I really
hate is that they make it possible for people to think there are shortcuts,
ways of circumventing the craft, hard work and legitimate editorial process of
becoming a writer. Becoming…that’s the key word here folks. Like way
Tiger Woods became a great golfer. The way Renata Scotto
became a great soprano. The way your Uncle Morty becamea
doctor. Or the way your mom became a great cook.Here is what set me off:
At a Mystery Writers of America meeting, a
woman asked, "Should I go POD?" I drew in a long breath so I wouldn’t start
screaming and spewing spittle. Then I asked her: "Do you want to publish a book
or do you want to have a career as a writer?" She looked at me like I was nuts
and said, "Well, the latter, of course!" So I told her: "Then do your homework,
learn the craft of writing, educate yourself about the market place and your
genre, submit your manuscript, get rejected, rewrite, rewrite again, throw out a
book and start over, do it all over again and again and again until you are a
legitimately published writer."Wash, rinse and repeat. She walked away.
She didn’t want to hear it.
They never do. Because that would require talent, dedication and hard work, which is a lot more effort than just writing a check.