It Takes a TV Guide

Will Smith is out to unseat Owen Wilson (I SPY, STARSKY & HUTCH) and Colin Farrell (SWAT, MIAMI VICE) as the go-to guy for theatrical remake of TV shows. After ruining THE WILD WILD WEST, Smith is tackling IT TAKES A THIEF, which starred Robert Wagner as a convicted thief who is forced into becoming a spy for the government. Variety reports:

Smith and his Overbrook
Entertainment
partner James
Lassiter
have come aboard to produce the film with Kevin
Misher
, John Davis and Joe Singer. "Four Brothers" scribes David
Elliot
and Paul Lovett are set to write the script.

Davis and Singer set up the project at Universal nearly a decade ago, when it
was envisioned as a potential starring vehicle for Michael
Douglas
. Studio has had Smith in its sights for several years,
but the project just recently gained forward motion with a fresh take and new
writers.

Blatant Family Promotion

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My sisters Linda Woods & Karen Dinino are celebrating the launch of their new book VISUAL CHRONICLES this Thursday night at Borders in Westwood. But that’s just the beginning of their whirlwind tour of signings and workshops…
 

Our book signing events are free and you are not obiligated to buy the book at the event. If you already have it, just bring it with you. There will be a collaborative art project at the signings (you’ll be able to track the progress at http://www.visualchronicles.com) as well as treats and mingling (unless you don’t like to mingle in which case you can just get your book signed, grab some cake and go home). Here is our schedule:

Thursday, March 23, 2006, 7-9 P.M.
Book Signing
Borders, Westwood
1360 Westwood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90024
Second Floor

Saturday, April 22, 2006, 3-4 P.M.
Book Signing
Stamp Your Heart Out
141 C  Harvard Ave., Claremont, CA
909-621-4363

Sunday, April 30, 2006, Time TBA
Book Signing
Borders Booth, LA Times Festival of Books
UCLA Campus

Thursday, August 17, 2006, Phoenix, AZ
I AM ART! Fearless Visual Journaling Workshop.  Visit http://www.artunraveled.com for registration information.

Wednesday, October 4, 2006, Portland, OR
I AM ART! Fearless Visual Journaling Workshop (visit http://www.artandsoulretreat.com/portland-workshop s.php for registration information)

May 2007
The Artful Journey: Mixing the Media of Art and Travel Journaling Workshop in Italy  (WOW! More info on this magical trip is coming soon.)

Breaking CHEERS

Emmy-award winning writer/producer Ken Levine talks about how hard it was breaking stories for CHEERS.

For every story we used there were always twenty or thirty we threw
out. The core of every story had to present a substantial problem for
one or more of the characters. And it had to have some comic spin. When
an idea is on the table and the writers are able to come up with
possible scenes and twists and jokes that’s a pretty good indication
that we may have hit gold. And very often a story will evolve into
something completely different from what you started with. You begin
with Sam has to hire a new bartender and an hour later it somehow
becomes Lilith’s pet rat dies and she keeps it in her purse…

[…] Once we had an area we liked this is how we generally broke the
stories: Our first question was always “what’s the act break?” Then
“what’s the ending?”. Then "when’s lunch?" Once we had the big midpoint
turn and the ultimate conclusion we’d go back and fill in the acts.
Sometimes we would lay out a story and see that two or three characters
would be excluded. So in order to service them we would do a B story
that usually could be told in two or three scenes.

Bust Boosted

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It’s no secret to anyone who reads this blog that I love what the folks at Hard Case Crime are doing with their brilliantly retro covers and  reprints of classic pulp paperbacks by authors like David Dodge, Donald Hamilton, Ed McBain, Day Keene, Wade Miller, Lawrence Block, Donald Westlake and my friends Max Allan Collins and Richard S. Prather. But if that was all they were doing, the imprint could easily become just a passing fad. Instead, not only are they reprinting lost classics, they’re also publishing new books by authors heavily influenced by early noir like Domenic Stansberry, Allan Guthrie, and Richard Aleas (aka Hard Case editor Charles Ardai). Even without the huge boost Hard Case got from publishing Stephen King’s COLORADO KID, they’ve generated plenty of positive buzz, a truck load of Edgar nominations, and well-deserved critical acclaim for their line of original titles. That acclaim continues with a starred review from Publishers Weekly for BUST, written by Ken Bruen and Jason Starr, two of the hottest crime writers in the biz:

This first-time collaboration between two rising
crime fiction writers is a full-tilt, rocking homage to noir novels of
the 1950s, taking full advantage of the neo-pulp Hard Case Crime
imprint.
Wealthy, successful New York City business owner
Max Fisher finds himself in a delightfully familiar scenario: he wants
to get rid of his nagging wife so he can shack up with his sexy
secretary, Angela Petrakos. When Angela introduces Max to Dillon, a
former IRA hit man, Max thinks he’s found his man; what Max doesn’t
know is that Dillon is already Angela’s man-and the two plan to
double-cross Max as soon as it becomes profitable. Dillon, however,
proves to be less a professional than a psychotic: he’d just as soon
kill "for the price of a pint" as he would for Max’s wealth. Rolling in
on the action is wheelchair-bound Bobby Rosa, an ex-con with a taste
for lewd photography, guns and blackmail. As it tends to do, the
murderous plot goes awry, sending Bruen and Starr’s delicious,
despicable characters scrambling for their money and their lives. A
seamless blend of Bruen’s dead-on Irish underworld and Starr’s hellish
vision of the Big Apple, Hard Case’s latest release is smart, trashy
fun, fulfilling ably the series’ irresistible promise.

Sounds just like my kind of thing. My own review of BUST will be coming soon.  I’ve got the arc sitting here on my desk, but I have been so busy, I haven’t had time to read anything for pleasure in weeks. I’m looking forward to it though… it will be my reward for finishing my next MONK novel.

Publish America Arbitration?

If you’ve  been suckered by Publish America (ie that would be anyone and everyone who has signed contracts with them), you might be interested in this tidbit that was posted on Backspace and emailed to me from a friend:

Predators & Editors is seeking PA writers who wish to face PA in arbitration. A fund has been organized to make this possible, but writers must have documentation as we can only select cases where success is likely. Contact me, Dave Kuzminksi, at prededitors@att.net if you wish to be considered.

I don’t know Kuzminksi, so I can’t vouch for the legitimacy of the arbitration. But I thought I’d pass it along anyway

Mr. Monk Goes to Traffic School

My latest Natalie Blog is now up on the USA Network’s MONK site.

There are some things in life that I’m pretty sure that everybody hates
to do, regardless of their sex, race, religion or nationality — like
flossing your teeth, cleaning your bathroom and attending traffic
school. You could pick anybody off the street and they’d agree that
those tasks suck.

Everybody, that is, except Adrian Monk, the famous detective and my employer.

He flosses his teeth hourly. He cleans his bathroom several
times a day. And even though he doesn’t drive, he still recently
insisted on going with me to traffic school…

Thank You for Not Smoking

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I live in the small, Southern California town of Calabasas, on the southwestern edge of the San Fernando Valley. There are a dozen gated McMansion communities here, horse trails, and an upscale shopping center with a clock-tower that is home to the world’s largest Rolex. This is a town where the only car wash is called an auto salon and serves customers Espressos. But this week our little town made news worldwide for having the most restrictive anti-smoking law in the United States. This week, it became illegal for smokers to smoke indoors or outdoors in any public areas of the city, including parks, sidewalks and out-door businesses.  There are people screaming about how restrictive, unfair, and anti-American this is but I have to say I don’t care.  I’m thrilled.

Monk and More Monk

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My friends Terry Erdman & Paula Block have written MONK: THE OFFICIAL EPISODE GUIDE, which comes out on June 27th, the same day as my book, MR. MONK GOES TO HAWAII. Their book is packed with interviews and inside info on the making of the first four seasons of MONK…and features an introduction by Andy Breckman and an afterward by Tony Shalhoub.

I’ve known Terry for over 20 years , going back to when he was a unit publicist on movie sets and I was a freelancer covering the entertainment industry for Starlog, Newsweek, American Film, and the Los Angeles Times Syndicate (to name a few). And his lovely wife Paula happens to be the licensing exec for Paramount’s publishing division…so she’s the studio person in charge of my DIAGNOSIS MURDER novels. Small world, huh?

Anyway, we’re going to be doing a bunch of signings together in July and August for our MONK books. Watch this space for more info.

Spur Award Winners

The Spur Awards, the "Oscars" of Western writing, were announced this weekend by the Western Writers of Amerca.  William Wyman’s novel HIGH COUNTRY copped the top awards — Best First Novel as well as Best Novel of the West — earning him a place in the record books.  Loren Estlemen won his fifth Spur award for THE
UNDERTAKER’S WIFE and Johnny D. Boggs won his second for CAMP FORD: A WESTERN STORY. Matt Braun’s DAKOTA won for Best Original Paperback and Louis S. Warren’s BUFFALO BILL’S AMERICA won Best Non-Fiction Historical.