Writing No Matter What

I always get a kick out of aspiring writers who whine about not having the time to write, or not having enough "peace and quiet." Professional writers know they have to write with whatever time they have, regardless of the conditions.  This is especially true in television, where you need to generate a new script … Read more

How Dense Can a Person Be?

Anybody who reads this blog knows I’m not a supporter of "fanfic," that I think it violates the legal and artistic rights of authors, and that I take every opportunity to point out how inane and offensive most of it is.  So you can imagine my amusement when I got this  email today: Hey Mr. … Read more

Speculating

I’ve been a television writer for about 20 years now.  In that time, I haven’t written many scripts on spec.  Bill Rabkin and I wrote a spec episode of  "Spenser: For Hire" as a writing sample to get our first TV job (on "Spenser For Hire," oddly enough).  Since then, we’ve written a spec pilot … Read more

“t3h ebil fanficcers”

There was an interesting comment that somebody calling himself  Inside Fandom left in the "Masturbation" post. I didn’t write it, and I don’t know who did, but I didn’t want it  to get lost in the clutter: "t3h ebil fanficcers" Fanspeak. Sort of like jive, but with wurz speling. In fandom communities the presumption is … Read more

Greetings from the Cell Block

Now I’m getting mail from convicts and I don’t even have hooters. This particular convict is looking for an agent for his autobiography. I’m a writer, not an agent, so I’m not sure why he picked me for his two, lengthy email. Here’s an excerpt: The Last Hardrock is an insightful chronicle of one man’s … Read more

Jet City Journal, the sequel

My brother Tod and I started our day yesterday visiting bookstores — at one of them, I found a signed first edition copy of a Ross Thomas novel ("Missionary Stew") for $25. I felt like I’d stolen it. We then went to the Seattle Mystery Bookshop, where we had a great time signing our books, … Read more

Abandonment Issues

Galleycat reports that editor Joe Blades is leaving Ballantine — and publishing. Why? Though Blades hadn’t responded to email queries as of this writing, burnout seems to be the biggest issue, according to a recent post by one of his authors. Though Blades isn’t certain what his next move will be, it won’t have anything … Read more

The (Wannabe) Romance Writers of America

Publishers Weekly has a lengthy article in the current issue about the Romance Writers of America, which has 9500 members, only 1600 of whom are actually published authors. That can make for some uncomfortable moments at the group’s annual conference, says agent Irene Goodman, who maintains that these aspiring authors "often view editors and agents … Read more