My friend Javi, the supervising producer of LOST with the impossible-to-spell-right last name, has some interesting thoughts why the new BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is so damn good.
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Keenan on BADGE
Mystery lover Vince Keenan, columnist for the excellent Mystery File newsletter, had some very nice to things to say about THE MAN WITH THE IRON-ON BADGE on his blog today.
Harvey Mapes drifted into security work because he thought it
would be like MANNIX or one of his Gold Medal paperbacks. He stays in it because
it gives him time to read more Gold Medal paperbacks. When a resident of the
gated community where he works hires him to tail his wife, Harvey finally gets
his chance to make like Spenser.The book is about Harvey’s discovery
that real-life crime isn’t like the fictional variety at all. At first, the
differences are played for laughs, but when Harvey’s case takes a tragic turn,
Lee never loses his footing. Harvey actually matures on the page, a
transformation made evident in the character’s distinctive voice. He stops
wising off and starts wising up.
Thanks, Vince. And where’s the next issue of Mystery File? I’m going through withdrawal.
A Kindred Spirit
When I was nine years old, I started writing my book UNSOLD TV PILOTS. It was what studio and network execs today like to call "a passion project." I wanted to listed every pilot rejected by the networks since the dawn of television. I finally finished the book around 1988 and it was published in 1989. I’ve continued compiling information since then — and although I never wrote the sequel, that research became the fodder for two TV special, one for CBS and one for ABC, that I produced with William Rabkin. I thought I was alone in my strange fascination with TV failures…but I’m not.
The blog TrivialTV notes that summer used to be the time when networks burned off their busted pilots. Not anymore. Now it’s a reality show backwater. But in honor of all those busted pilots, today TrivialTV lists the titles and airdates of most of the 1/2 hour and hour-long busted pilots that have been broadcast since January 1, 1990.
Start Your Day With A Belly Laugh
Here are two very funny posts to start off your day. Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Novels gleefully skewer another batch of horrendous book covers. This week, it’s some gay erotica:
Dear God. It’s like a checklist: open shirt? Check! Tucked into pants? Check!
Ruffle? CHECK! But what’s up with Ichabod Crane’s low-hanging saggy scrotum, there? I mean,
is shirt-dude kneeling out of pity? The man is half-dead, and the half that’s
dead is down his pants.
And my brother Tod ridicules perhaps the dumbest person to ever write to that beacon of knowledge, Walter Scott.
M. Beatryce Shaw of Conway, SC asks, amazingly, really:
Are the corpses used in the various CSI shows actual dead people or are they
mannequins?
(Click on the book cover for a larger image…if you dare)
My Evil Doubles
I was procrastinating this morning, so I decided to see what folks were saying about me in the blogosphere (via Blogpulse). And I found this:
My friends at WJBQ made mention
of the blog again yesterday…and let the cat out of the bag that I love
Lee Goldberg.
Surely she’s not talking about me. So who is this Lee Goldberg who fills her heart with passionate yearning? Who torments her nights with unquenchable lust? I had to find out. So I searched the web for my evil, sexy double…
Here are few of the "Lee Goldbergs" out there. I’m surprised by how many of them are writers or TV 
newscasters. I wonder if they get hate mail from fanficcers, too?
Brave or Suicidal?
Author Sandra Scoppettone criticizes her current publisher for not following through on publicity promises they made to booksellers in the back-cover copy on the galley of her new book.
Call me crazy, but promising those ads to booksellers and then not
delivering seems like lying to me. That’s who they’re aiming at when
they print those words on the back of a galley.
A Must-Have for the True Geek
The Salt Lake Tribune reports (via TVSquad) that Sona Mobile will manufacture a cell phone that’s a replica of the original Star Trek communicator. What’s next…Maxwell Smart’s shoe?
I’m Going to Be Blushing All Weekend
I made my daily visit to Ed Gorman’s blog and was shocked out of my seat by the kind words he had to say about THE MAN WITH THE IRON-ON BADGE.
What makes the novel so remarkable–remarkable enough for me to put it
on my Edgar short list along with Terrill Lankford’s Blonde
Lightning–is the way, like the best of the Rockford episodes, Goldberg
is able to parody his standard SoCal moments while telling a
convincing, even moving tale about the real nature of SoCal streets and
the real nature of heroism.The novel owes more to literary pieces than to genre ones because here
the narrator’s voice is more important than plot, something you find in
novels such as Richard Price’s Ladies Man (modern) and J.D. Salinger’s
Catcher in The Rye (classic). And as in both of those novels, Goldberg
creates an Everyman, a man who just doesn’t fit anywhere, a man who is
driven to find some small justice in a world where justice is just
another commodity to buy and sell. You can almost hear Holden Caulfield
hectoring you, telling you that you’re a sap to believe all that
hi-faultin’ nonsense about the hallowed justice system working for one
and all. He knows better and you should know better, too.
I may be blushing all weekend. To be compared on any level besides "this book is also written on paper" with Richard Price and J.D. Salinger just floors me. Thank you, Ed. Now how the hell am I supposed to get back to writing MONK #2 after that?
IAMTW Spoofed
When James Lincoln Warren and Paul Guyot learned about the International Association of Media Tie-in Writers (IAMTW), they cooked up this wicked spoof, a website for The Professional Hack Authors Recognition Society (PHARTS).
The Professional Hack Authors RecogniTion Society, or
PHARTS, is an organization for professional hack authors,
i.e., mercenary wordsmiths who don’t care a fig for style, content,
originality, or grammar, but are willing to write anything for money.
We are of all ages, races, ethnic backgrounds, religious persuasions,
and sexual preferences, comprising even Old PHARTS, New
PHARTS, Red PHARTS, Blue
PHARTS. Are you
PHARTS material?
In a back-handed kind of way, this amusing satire underscores why Max Allan Collins and I decided there was a need for a professional organization for media tie-in writers. We’re not stupid, we know that tie-ins and novelizations are widely considered as hack work…even though media tie-ins regularly hit the NY Times, Publishers Weekly, and USA Today bestseller lists and handily out-sell original novels by many big-name authors. But media tie-ins rarely get reviewed and never get any respect. Hence, IAMTW.
One of a Kind Blurb
My friend author Lewis Perdue, in the midst of his legal tussles with Dan Brown, actually found time to read a galley of THE MAN WITH THE IRON-ON BADGE and had some good words for the book on his blog.
Get this book. Read it. And if you’re in the doldrums, suffering from the
heartbreak of psoriasis, the humiliation of herpes, or the agony of a lawsuit
with Random House, you will feel better after the first chapter.
Now that would make a one-of-a-kind blurb!