Not long ago at a signing, a reader asked me:
"How much of your books do you write?"
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"I was wondering who writes the dialogue," she said.
"I do," I said.
"Really?" she said. "And who writes the rest?"
"I do," I said.
"Oh really," She looked at me skeptically. "Then why is Dick Van Dyke’s picture on the cover?"
I’m bringing this up because I had an eerily similar conversation when I spoke at a luncheon this week. A woman asked me:
"Who writes the dialogue in your scripts?"
"I do," I said.
"And who writes what happens?" she asked.
"I do," I said.
"So you’re telling me you write the dialogue, the mystery, the action, and everything else," she said.
"Yes, ma’am," I said.
"I thought the actors made up what they say."
"That’s certainly what the actors think," I said.