Beware of Russian Mail Order Brides

I got this email today: Lee,       11-2-05 I have a ‘must’ write book for you of my life.I am going through  CONSTANT TERRORISM with the following: Burglary of my home, office, apartment, storage units. ID theft of my personal identity, business- hostile take over. I think I know the people doing this. I … Read more

Can You Get My Portrait Signed?

I got this email today: My wife and I have been huge Dick Van Dyke fans since the early 1960’s.  Would you please consider forwarding this email to Mr. Van Dyke, since it concerns a portrait of him that I recently completed.  I’m hoping to persuade him to sign one of my prints for my … Read more

C’mon, Get Happy

I was trading emails with my agent yesterday when it occurred to me that I have a lot of books coming out in the next 12 months. Here’s what’s coming… August 2005 – DIAGNOSIS MURDER: THE PAST TENSENovember 2005 – THE MAN WITH THE IRON-ON BADGEJanuary 2006 –  MR. MONK GOES TO THE FIREHOUSEFebruary 2006 … Read more

How Not To Get Your Book Published II

I had this email exchange today.  This exchange is verbatim, I haven’t corrected or changed any of the spellings, grammar, etc: Dear Mr Goldberg I was wondering since you published a few books do you know any good traditional publsihing companies? I translated my father’s book and I am looking for a publsihing company. Please … Read more

Getting Started

I’m in that exciting, anxious, slightly-nerve-rattling, stage of writing a book…the research. I have a pretty good idea where my story is going, and who the characters are, and now I have to fill in the details… of character, of place, of clues, etc. So I hit the Internet in a big way, researching hundreds … Read more

Sell Books! Get Rich

I got this unsolicited email today: Get Bookstore Orders for your Books!! Would you like to get your book on the shelves in bookstores nationally? Visit www.WritersUniverse.net  today!! Writer’s Universe meets monthly with book buyers as well as representatives from major libraries across the country — We will get you book orders! Book Store and … Read more

More Viewer Mail

I get a half-a-dozen emails like this a week (the typos are his own): Good day Sir., I don’t know if this is the right medium for this, but I am trying to submit a Television series idea to see a posibility of it being shot. The series story is one which has affected millions … Read more