Scamming PublishAmerica

Novelist Richard Wheeler pointed me to a Los Angeles Times article about a group of science fiction writers who decided to stick it to PublishAmerica, the self-publishing scam that takes advantage of aspiring authors. Professional science fiction writers have long derided the PA scam, urging aspiring writers not to submit their work to the company. … Read more

I Don’t Want to Find You An Agent, II

The guy who wrote the letter that prompted the previous post replied today.  He wanted me to read his script and, if I liked it, recommend him to my agent.  In a nutshell, I said I wouldn’t, and listed all the reasons why, concluding with this advice: Don’t send me your script, and don’t send … Read more

I Don’t Want To Find You An Agent

I got an email today from a guy who says he’s been writing scripts and entering competitions for the last five years, ever since he got his MFA from York Univeristy in Toronto.  He can’t get seem to get any "reputable agents" to read his work. I’m sure you can see where this is going. … Read more

How Not To Make it Big in Hollywood

I got this email today… Hello,I am a 21 year old aspiring model/actress/entertainer, my name is  Melinda XYZ. My dream and goal is to work in all different aspects of the entertainment industry. I have the attitude and personality that it takes to make it in this industry. I am fun, energetic, and a beautiful … Read more

How Not To Sell a Movie

I received this email today. Dear Sir, Did you like the 1993 movie Falling Down starring Michael Douglas? I’ve got a screenplay Forty Plus about a computer operator who goes postal when the mainframe computer is phased out. Forty Plus is also more than that; it is an action screenplay in the tradition of The … Read more

Reach Out and Touch an Author

The web has made novelists far more accessible to their readers than ever before. But, as author Alison Kent observes, there’s a downside. I am often amazed that because authors choose to make themselves accessible on the web, readers feel they can say anything to them in an email. In my case, it means I … Read more

Why Tod Goldberg Writes

Tod Goldberg I once had a real job. Actually, I once had two real jobs. My first real job went something like this: 7:30am. Arrive at office. Drink coffee. Add non-dairy creamer. Turn on phones. Listen to voice mail messages from temps calling out sick from the only job they will ever get from me. … Read more